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Shit Happens

 shì shì nán liào
Shit Happens Scroll

世事難料 is a polite Chinese version of “shit happens.” This phrase suggests that things happen (for no reason, and for which we have no control).

The first two characters mean the affairs of life, things of the world, worldly affairs, or ways of the world.

The third character means disaster, distress, problem, difficulty, difficult, hardships, troubles, or defect.

The last character in this context means: to expect, to anticipate, or to guess.

If you put this back together, you have something like, “In life, troubles [should be] expected.”




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Characters

If shown, 2nd row is Simp. Chinese

Pronunciation
Romanization
Simple Dictionary Definition

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shǐ
    shi3
shih
 ki
    ばば
feces; excrement; a stool; (bound form) secretion (of the ear, eye etc)
(child. language) (kana only) pooh-pooh; poop; something dirty; (interjection) (1) (colloquialism) bullshit; shit; damn; (2) (colloquialism) feces; excrement; dung; (can act as adjective) (3) damn; damned; blasted; stupid; (4) (slang) very; extremely; (adverb) (5) (slang) a lot
Excrement.

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xiáng
    xiang2
hsiang
 yuki
    ゆき
to soar; to glide; variant of 詳|详[xiang2]; (slang) shit
(female given name) Yuki

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    ba3
pa
(dialect) poo; (dialect) to shit

ちぇ

see styles
 chie
    チエ
(interjection) shoot; shit; dang; crap; rats; dammit; tsk; (female given name) Chie

ちっ

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 chizu
    チヅ
(interjection) shoot; shit; dang; crap; rats; dammit; tsk; (female given name) Chidzu

ど壺

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 dotsubo
    どつぼ
(1) (kana only) very bad condition; awful state; terrible situation; in the shit; (2) (kana only) night-soil reservoir dug in a field; (3) (kana only) night-soil pot; (4) (obscure) earthenware vessel; earthen urn

噴糞


喷粪

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pēn fèn
    pen1 fen4
p`en fen
    pen fen
to talk crap; to be full of shit

土壺

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 dotsubo
    どつぼ
(1) (kana only) very bad condition; awful state; terrible situation; in the shit; (2) (kana only) night-soil reservoir dug in a field; (3) (kana only) night-soil pot; (4) (obscure) earthenware vessel; earthen urn

拉屎

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lā shǐ
    la1 shi3
la shih
to defecate; to shit; to crap

糞女

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 kusoonna; kusojo
    くそおんな; くそじょ
(derogatory term) (slang) shit woman; bitch

糞男

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 kusootoko
    くそおとこ
(derogatory term) (slang) shit guy; dick

糞青


粪青

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fèn qīng
    fen4 qing1
fen ch`ing
    fen ching
"shit youth", sarcastic homonym for 憤青|愤青[fen4 qing1]

謝特


谢特

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xiè tè
    xie4 te4
hsieh t`e
    hsieh te
shit! (loanword)

シット

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 shitto
    シット
(n,int) (vulgar) shit; (personal name) Gide

ちぇっ

see styles
 chii / chi
    ちぇっ
(interjection) shoot; shit; dang; crap; rats; dammit; tsk

ぼろ糞

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 borokuso
    ぼろくそ
(noun or adjectival noun) (1) (kana only) worthless; shit; (2) (kana only) disparaging; demeaning

乾屎橛


干屎橛

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gān shǐ jué
    gan1 shi3 jue2
kan shih chüeh
 kanshiketsu
    かんしけつ
(derogatory term) {Buddh} (ref. to the Buddha in a famous koan; trad. translated as "dried shit stick" (now considered a mistranslation of the orig. Chinese)) something worthless; something impure; something unimportant; dried excrement in the shape of a stick
A stick used in India as 'toilet paper', in China paper, straw, or bamboo.

攪屎棍


搅屎棍

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jiǎo shǐ gùn
    jiao3 shi3 gun4
chiao shih kun
(derog.) shit-stirrer; troublemaker

狗雜碎


狗杂碎

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gǒu zá suì
    gou3 za2 sui4
kou tsa sui
piece of shit; scumbag

Variations:

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 baba
    ばば
(1) (vulgar) (kana only) (osb:) shit; crap; (2) (child. language) (kana only) pooh-pooh; poop; something dirty

糞惚け

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 kusoboke; kusoboke
    くそぼけ; クソボケ
(kana only) (derogatory term) shit for brains

襤褸糞

see styles
 borokuso
    ぼろくそ
(noun or adjectival noun) (1) (kana only) worthless; shit; (2) (kana only) disparaging; demeaning

クソゲー

see styles
 kusogee
    クソゲー
(kana only) (slang) (abbreviation) shit video game; embarrassingly bad video game

クソボケ

see styles
 kusoboke
    クソボケ
(kana only) (derogatory term) shit for brains

ゴミカス

see styles
 gomikasu
    ゴミカス
(slang) trash; piece of shit

ボロクソ

see styles
 borokuso
    ボロクソ
(noun or adjectival noun) (1) (kana only) worthless; shit; (2) (kana only) disparaging; demeaning

扯雞巴蛋


扯鸡巴蛋

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chě jī ba dàn
    che3 ji1 ba5 dan4
ch`e chi pa tan
    che chi pa tan
to talk shit; to drivel; bullshit

糞食らえ

see styles
 kusokurae
    くそくらえ
(exp,int) (kana only) fuck off!; eat shit; up yours!; up your arse (ass); (that's a) load of rubbish; nonsense!; to hell with it; codswallop

クソゲーム

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 kusogeemu
    クソゲーム
(slang) shit video game; embarrassingly bad video game

くそ食らえ

see styles
 kusokurae
    くそくらえ
(exp,int) (kana only) fuck off!; eat shit; up yours!; up your arse (ass); (that's a) load of rubbish; nonsense!; to hell with it; codswallop

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The following table may be helpful for those studying Chinese or Japanese...

Title CharactersRomaji (Romanized Japanese)Various forms of Romanized Chinese
Shit Happens世事難料
世事难料
shì shì nán liào
shi4 shi4 nan2 liao4
shi shi nan liao
shishinanliao
shih shih nan liao
shihshihnanliao
In some entries above you will see that characters have different versions above and below a line.
In these cases, the characters above the line are Traditional Chinese, while the ones below are Simplified Chinese.


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