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The name Shit in Chinese / Japanese...

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1000 good moves ruined by 1 bad

 bú pà qiān zhāo huì zhǐ pà yī zhāo shú
1000 good moves ruined by 1 bad Scroll

不怕千招会只怕一招熟 is a Chinese proverb that literally translates as: Do not worry about making a thousand clever moves; what [one has to] fear is one bad move.

Figuratively, this means: Even if you have made many clever moves before, one wrong move will ruin the whole game.

I compare this to the English saying, “It takes only one Aw-shit to wipe out a thousand Attaboys.”

One who walks by the river may end up with wet feet

 cháng zài hé biān zǒu nǎ néng bù shī xié
One who walks by the river may end up with wet feet Scroll

常在河邊走哪能不濕鞋 is an old Chinese proverb that is sometimes compared to the English saying “Shit Happens.”

It's a reflection that there are risks in life, and you should not be surprised when things don't go your way.

A secondary translation might be, “When walking by a river, often one cannot avoid wet shoes.”

Shit / Manure / Dung / Feces / Excrement / Poop

NOT APPROPRIATE FOR
CUSTOM CALLIGRAPHY

 fèn
 kuso
 
Shit / Manure / Dung / Feces / Excrement / Poop Scroll

Seems a lot of you want to know how to write “shit” in Chinese, Japanese Kanji, and old Korean Hanja. 糞 is the single-character version of shit, which is used to express the ideas of manure, dung, and bullshit. Yes, at least in Chinese, they use this in much the same way as shit or bullshit is used in English.

Please don't try to order this, it's here only for reference. 糞 is not appropriate for custom calligraphy!

Shit / Defecate / Excrement / Feces / Poop

NOT APPROPRIATE FOR
CUSTOM CALLIGRAPHY

 dà biàn
 dai ben
Shit / Defecate / Excrement / Feces / Poop Scroll

Seems a lot of you want to know how to write “shit” in Chinese, Japanese Kanji, and old Korean Hanja. Well, here it is.

Do not, under any circumstances, try to order this selection for a wall scroll. None of the calligraphers that I work with would dare to lower themselves to such a level and actually write “shit” for you. 大便 is only here for reference. 大便 is not appropriate for custom calligraphy!

大便 is thousands of years old and was absorbed into both Japanese and Korean (if you note, the pronunciation is very similar in all three languages).

This version is sometimes used as a verb (when used with some other words).

Shit Happens

 shì shì nán liào
Shit Happens Scroll

世事難料 is a polite Chinese version of “shit happens.” This phrase suggests that things happen (for no reason, and for which we have no control).

The first two characters mean the affairs of life, things of the world, worldly affairs, or ways of the world.

The third character means disaster, distress, problem, difficulty, difficult, hardships, troubles, or defect.

The last character in this context means: to expect, to anticipate, or to guess.

If you put this back together, you have something like, “In life, troubles [should be] expected.”


Not the results for shit that you were looking for?

Below are some entries from our dictionary that may match your shit search...

Characters

If shown, 2nd row is Simp. Chinese

Pronunciation
Romanization
Simple Dictionary Definition

see styles
shǐ
    shi3
shih
 ki
    ばば
feces; excrement; a stool; (bound form) secretion (of the ear, eye etc)
(child. language) (kana only) pooh-pooh; poop; something dirty; (interjection) (1) (colloquialism) bullshit; shit; damn; (2) (colloquialism) feces; excrement; dung; (can act as adjective) (3) damn; damned; blasted; stupid; (4) (slang) very; extremely; (adverb) (5) (slang) a lot
Excrement.

see styles
xiáng
    xiang2
hsiang
 yuki
    ゆき
to soar; to glide; variant of 詳|详[xiang2]; (slang) shit
(female given name) Yuki

see styles

    ba3
pa
(dialect) poo; (dialect) to shit

ちぇ

see styles
 chie
    チエ
(interjection) shoot; shit; dang; crap; rats; dammit; tsk; (female given name) Chie

ちっ

see styles
 chizu
    チヅ
(interjection) shoot; shit; dang; crap; rats; dammit; tsk; (female given name) Chidzu

ど壺

see styles
 dotsubo
    どつぼ
(1) (kana only) very bad condition; awful state; terrible situation; in the shit; (2) (kana only) night-soil reservoir dug in a field; (3) (kana only) night-soil pot; (4) (obscure) earthenware vessel; earthen urn

噴糞


喷粪

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pēn fèn
    pen1 fen4
p`en fen
    pen fen
to talk crap; to be full of shit

土壺

see styles
 dotsubo
    どつぼ
(1) (kana only) very bad condition; awful state; terrible situation; in the shit; (2) (kana only) night-soil reservoir dug in a field; (3) (kana only) night-soil pot; (4) (obscure) earthenware vessel; earthen urn

拉屎

see styles
lā shǐ
    la1 shi3
la shih
to defecate; to shit; to crap

糞女

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 kusoonna; kusojo
    くそおんな; くそじょ
(derogatory term) (slang) shit woman; bitch

糞男

see styles
 kusootoko
    くそおとこ
(derogatory term) (slang) shit guy; dick

糞青


粪青

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fèn qīng
    fen4 qing1
fen ch`ing
    fen ching
"shit youth", sarcastic homonym for 憤青|愤青[fen4 qing1]

謝特


谢特

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xiè tè
    xie4 te4
hsieh t`e
    hsieh te
shit! (loanword)

シット

see styles
 shitto
    シット
(n,int) (vulgar) shit; (personal name) Gide

ちぇっ

see styles
 chii / chi
    ちぇっ
(interjection) shoot; shit; dang; crap; rats; dammit; tsk

ぼろ糞

see styles
 borokuso
    ぼろくそ
(noun or adjectival noun) (1) (kana only) worthless; shit; (2) (kana only) disparaging; demeaning

乾屎橛


干屎橛

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gān shǐ jué
    gan1 shi3 jue2
kan shih chüeh
 kanshiketsu
    かんしけつ
(derogatory term) {Buddh} (ref. to the Buddha in a famous koan; trad. translated as "dried shit stick" (now considered a mistranslation of the orig. Chinese)) something worthless; something impure; something unimportant; dried excrement in the shape of a stick
A stick used in India as 'toilet paper', in China paper, straw, or bamboo.

攪屎棍


搅屎棍

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jiǎo shǐ gùn
    jiao3 shi3 gun4
chiao shih kun
(derog.) shit-stirrer; troublemaker

狗雜碎


狗杂碎

see styles
gǒu zá suì
    gou3 za2 sui4
kou tsa sui
piece of shit; scumbag

Variations:

see styles
 baba
    ばば
(1) (vulgar) (kana only) (osb:) shit; crap; (2) (child. language) (kana only) pooh-pooh; poop; something dirty

糞惚け

see styles
 kusoboke; kusoboke
    くそぼけ; クソボケ
(kana only) (derogatory term) shit for brains

襤褸糞

see styles
 borokuso
    ぼろくそ
(noun or adjectival noun) (1) (kana only) worthless; shit; (2) (kana only) disparaging; demeaning

クソゲー

see styles
 kusogee
    クソゲー
(kana only) (slang) (abbreviation) shit video game; embarrassingly bad video game

クソボケ

see styles
 kusoboke
    クソボケ
(kana only) (derogatory term) shit for brains

ゴミカス

see styles
 gomikasu
    ゴミカス
(slang) trash; piece of shit

ボロクソ

see styles
 borokuso
    ボロクソ
(noun or adjectival noun) (1) (kana only) worthless; shit; (2) (kana only) disparaging; demeaning

扯雞巴蛋


扯鸡巴蛋

see styles
chě jī ba dàn
    che3 ji1 ba5 dan4
ch`e chi pa tan
    che chi pa tan
to talk shit; to drivel; bullshit

糞食らえ

see styles
 kusokurae
    くそくらえ
(exp,int) (kana only) fuck off!; eat shit; up yours!; up your arse (ass); (that's a) load of rubbish; nonsense!; to hell with it; codswallop

クソゲーム

see styles
 kusogeemu
    クソゲーム
(slang) shit video game; embarrassingly bad video game

くそ食らえ

see styles
 kusokurae
    くそくらえ
(exp,int) (kana only) fuck off!; eat shit; up yours!; up your arse (ass); (that's a) load of rubbish; nonsense!; to hell with it; codswallop

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The following table may be helpful for those studying Chinese or Japanese...

Title CharactersRomaji (Romanized Japanese)Various forms of Romanized Chinese
1000 good moves ruined by 1 bad不怕千招會隻怕一招熟
不怕千招会只怕一招熟
bú pà qiān zhāo huì zhǐ pà yī zhāo shú
bu2 pa4 qian1 zhao1 hui4 zhi3 pa4 yi1 zhao1 shu2
bu pa qian zhao hui zhi pa yi zhao shu
pu p`a ch`ien chao hui chih p`a i chao shu
pu pa chien chao hui chih pa i chao shu
One who walks by the river may end up with wet feet常在河邊走哪能不濕鞋
常在河边走哪能不湿鞋
cháng zài hé biān zǒu nǎ néng bù shī xié
chang2 zai4 he2 bian1 zou3 na3 neng2 bu4 shi1 xie2
chang zai he bian zou na neng bu shi xie
ch`ang tsai ho pien tsou na neng pu shih hsieh
chang tsai ho pien tsou na neng pu shih hsieh
Shit
Manure
Dung
Feces
Excrement
Poop

kusofèn / fen4 / fen
Shit
Defecate
Excrement
Feces
Poop
大便dai ben / daibendà biàn / da4 bian4 / da bian / dabianta pien / tapien
Shit Happens世事難料
世事难料
shì shì nán liào
shi4 shi4 nan2 liao4
shi shi nan liao
shishinanliao
shih shih nan liao
shihshihnanliao
In some entries above you will see that characters have different versions above and below a line.
In these cases, the characters above the line are Traditional Chinese, while the ones below are Simplified Chinese.


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A professional Chinese Calligrapher

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Instead of drawing characters by hand, the new generation in China merely type roman letters into their computer keyboards and pick the character that they want from a list that pops up.

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A high-ranked Chinese master calligrapher that I met in Zhongwei

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